In an effort to expose nonsense and ridiculousness in the Dating Game, I’m going to reveal the traits of the Hood Rat. Fellas take note!
If you’ve dated a Rat, you’ll know what I’m talking about. And, if you just want to know the Hood Rat Game so that you can spot the Hood Rat Game…read on!
Peep Game: This female is bad news walking but for some reason she’s able to pull decent guys on the regular. It seems these nice guys are unable to spot her Ratty Ways, even when she puts them in their faces Date One. I guess it’s the nice guy way…to look past the obvious to find something good and redeeming in everyone.
The Hood Rat’s Mentality is, “I Gotta Have It!” “It” may represent money, a man, a baby…the possibilities are endless.
She could care less if she’s taking money she knows a man can’t afford because of a lie she’s told (i.e. Claiming to be pregnant so that you can give her money for an abortion). She could care less if the man she wants is another woman’s husband. She could care less if the baby she just has to have is made with a man who insists he’s not ready to have children. The Hood Rat could give a rat’s a$$ about you or your feelings. “I gotta get mine,” she’ll say before waving her hand and sashaying away.
This chick is the type who can’t find her own man but instead spends all her time teasing and flirting with yours (ladies). The Hood Rat, who often needs a place to stay, will jump right into your man’s face as soon as you leave the house and then claim he came after her. While the Rat told you how your man gawked at her while she lounged on the couch, she neglected to mention that she was in a bra and thong panties while she was doing that.
The Hood Rat is looking for a sucka…for the night, for the weekend, for the week. She’s not interested in a long-term relationship so don’t get your hopes up Sucka when she claims “You’re the one!” She’s plotting on your a$$! The trap is set. She’s just waiting for you to take the bait.
She looks for weaknesses in your character, then exploits them to the utmost. All you “Save-A-Puppy”, “Captain Save-A-H#e” type brothas better wake-up! This isn’t the type of chick you want in your future and she should be avoided at all costs unless you’re ready to add someone (namely her) to your steady payroll (i.e child support).
The Rat is looking incessantly for a come-up! When she asks if you have a girl, she’s really asking, “Are you that somebody?”
I don’t choose to quote you a bunch of stereotypes, but I will give you guys some signs to look for when you brothas are out here prowling for new pu$$y. Some of these may seem obvious but if they were really that obvious, the Hood Rat’s operation wouldn’t be as successful as it is. Just ask Kat Stacks! Check it:
- She’s loud! She wants the whole world to see her so she brings attention to herself by talking loud in public places. “DAMN, I’M HUNGRY!!!” (Ha! Made you look!)
- She walks with an excessive and unnecessary switch. Again, the Rat wants to draw attention and the easiest way to do that is with a dynamic, hard-to-miss sashay.
- She constantly announces that some dude is sweating her or calling her. “Dang! Treyvon just won’t leave me alone! Why he sweating me?” She may seem to be a girl in high demand but it’s more often her “Superhead Game” dudes are calling for than anything else. Did she tell you that? Probably not!
- She has 3 or more baby daddies and while all of them are decent fathers, they want NOTHING to do with her. In fact, they won’t put a dime in her hand, preferring to drive a country mile to drop of a loaf of bread after work than hand her a $5.00 bill when she shows up at the job claiming the kids are hungry. The Rat can’t be trusted with a wad of cash especially if it’s time to re-up her hair/nail Game.
- Her kids look like they’ve been through a wind storm but the Rat is dressed to the 9′s. While she sports the latest fashions, the kids are in clothes that are too small and shoes that are too big.
- Her house is nasty. While dirty clothes line the floor and food lines the counter tops, the Rat is busy curling her hair for that evening’s club activities. That’d be fine if she had a maid, but you know she doesn’t.
- She’s known you all of 2 minutes but she’s already sending you nude photos and sexy texts.
- Her baby daddies are related or are friends. She doesn’t see a problem with that! After all she says, “They came after me!”
- She’s been to court more than once claiming that a guy is the father of her child. When that guy is eliminated, she quickly produces the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th possibilities. That would be excusable IF the Rat hadn’t cried to the judge about being 100% sure guy #1 was the father. She swore she slept with no one else! I guess she temporarily forgot about the other 3.
- On that same note, the Hood Rat doesn’t name the most likely father in a paternity suit, she names the guy with the most to offer. Even though she knows the truth, she’s surprised when the test results don’t support her initial claims.
- Her friends are Hood Rats. Birds of a feather flock together! Don’t sleep on the Ratty Ways of her friends. When you’re not around, that’s exactly what your girl is doing.
- She stunts on the d#ck Day One! She’s twerking and working your Johnson like you’ve never seen. You’ve been around the block a few times and she’s showing you a thing or 2. The Rat has little or no conversation so she depends on her sexual technique to Catch and Keep men.
- She doesn’t take responsibility for anything. Her kids were taken away because her Baby Daddy is mad she won’t get back with him. Her momma put her out of the house because of her new man. She got fired from the last job because a customer who is jealous of her, lied on her to the supervisor.
- She tells you NOT to wear a condom. While most real women want to protect their assets, the Hood Rat wants you raw…au naturale. While you’re basking in her love juice, she passes on the gifts that keep on giving or suckers you into 18-21 years of financial slavery. Herpes or Child support. You choose!
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Until next time…Don’t hate the Player, Learn the Game!
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